Monday, April 7, 2008

First Balco Conviction Ends in Fiasco

“Look me in the eye and tell me you meant what you did,” is what the cyclist, Tammy Thomas, said to the members of the jury once they were dismissed after being found guilty of making false statements under oath to a federal grand jury about using performance-enhancing drugs this past Friday.

Tammy, they meant it. You lied, you need to now do the time. The jury will also look you in the eye provided your face isn't covered in shaving cream. It got out that you allegedly opened the door with half your face full of shaving cream, one of the nasty side effects of 'roiding up for women.

Tammy, stop ‘roiding up; stop lying and put the shaving cream and razor down. Marion Jones wants to let you know that she has dibs on the bottom bunk.

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