Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Bonds Hits a Triple

Barry Bonds is back and he just crushed a triple! Unfortunately for Mr. Bonds, the triple did not occur on a baseball field, but rather on a federal indictment. His indictment tripled in counts from 5 to 15 on Tuesday. 14 counts of making false statements to a grand jury during the Balco investigation and 1 count of obstruction of justice. The good news for Barry about the new indictment: no new lies were alleged.

The indictment had to be rewritten because the original indictment lumped multiple alleged lies into single charges. This case still revolves around the fact whether Bonds lied to the grand jury that his personal trainer, Greg Anderson, never supplied him with PED's (roids or HGH). It has been alleged that Bonds was on a roiding program that consisted of the designer steroids the cream and clear, clomid, Mexican beans and beef roids.

Greg Anderson is the type of buddy everyone should have. This guy went to jail twice rather than testify to the grand jury relating to these issues. If any of you have a secret and don't want anyone to know about it, tell Greg Anderson. I'm not sure what he's charging for this service.

Bonds is currently in the on-deck circle awaiting his next court appearance scheduled for June 6th.

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